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skybluejeep) wrote2020-07-24 07:32 am
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IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.
BLEEP.
((Please label threads as belonging to Tushanshu or Nematon please.))BLEEP.
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Of course I "give you my blessing", what am I, Yenta? I'm not trying to cock-block you, dude. If he makes you happy, go for it.
But just for the record, if he ever hurts you I swear to god I'll follow through on the werewolf coat threat.
Uh. Date spots. Well, you could go to the pub where I work. The Brazen Turtle? I promise I won't, like, totally go James Bond on you and spy on your date, you can go on my night off.
[And...so not touching the "Good Boyfriend" bit either. Because there's an entire freaking mountain range of evidence to the contrary.]
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I'm 100% sure if he hurts me you'll hurt him in the gruesomest way imaginable.
I like that pub. We hung out on the roof, me and Isaac... It was nice. Almost romantic. You promise you wouldn't spy on us? Because that would make me really uncomfortable and we'd know if you were watching, no matter how much of a ninja might be about it.
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I swear, Scott, I won't spy on you. I didn't spy on you and Allison, and I won't spy on you and Isaac. I don't get my kicks that way, dude. And besides, I know you'd smell me there and hear me, I'm not stupid.
Like I said. If he makes you happy, go for it. That's all that matters to me.
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I feel like... maybe I wasn't that good of a friend of to you when I was dating Allison. Because I was so obsessed with her. I mean she used to be my username and password. Sometimes she was all that occupied my brain and there wasn't room for anyone else.
But if Isaac and I become a thing, it's gonna be different. I'm gonna be a good friend to you and a good boyfriend to Isaac if he says yes.
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And PS I didn't know you and Allison were gonna kiss! I wasn't spying.
All right, maybe I was spying a little. But after that I backed off, right?
Like I said. Get him somewhere nice and quiet, and make him have boy orgasms. He'll love every second.