IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

((Please label threads as belonging to Tushanshu or Nematon please.))

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[skybluejeep]

YES. I KNOW. She's a big girl and is capable of getting her own shoes though. Seriously, it's not like I'm the one keeping her home and barefoot, that would be her crazy-ass bitch of a mother okay?

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[bereavements]

Her mother kept her barefoot? Like as punishment?

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[skybluejeep]

Dude. Have you never read the Rapunzel story?

Seriously. She was kept locked in a tower by a crazy witch, isolating her from all of the world. Rapunzel has spent her life under the thumb of an abusive mother who basically told her how evil everybody else in the world is, and yes, didn't give her shoes. It's honestly a miracle she can read, or interact with anybody. That's part of the reason I respect her so much. She's who she is, as sweet and wonderful as she is, in spite of her crazy mom.

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[bereavements]

And then the prince tracks her down and climbs her hair.

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[skybluejeep]

Yup. And then the witch finds out, tricks the prince, and throws him off the tower into a briar patch, which pokes out his eyes. Rapunzel then wanders the desert alone, and eventually gives birth to twins.

Yeah. Yeah.

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[bereavements]

SHE'S GIVEN BIRTH TO TWINS?

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[skybluejeep]

NO.

...At least, not yet. It might happen back home for her, in her future.

And believe me, nobody's more freaked out about that than me.

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[bereavements]

Like you're screwing up her future?