IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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Comments

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[skybluejeep]

Bullshit.

If you'd seen me naked, I wouldn't be a virgin anymore. And my V-Card is still very much intact.

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[garou]

you really think i'd take advantage of you while you were drunk

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[skybluejeep]

[Fuck. That backfired. Spin it back to a happier place...]

No.

I am saying that if you'd seen me naked, I'd remember every second, drunk or not.

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[garou]

[ ..It's weird how much he appreciates that Stiles is willing to try to spin it. ]

you'd remember me seeing you naked
how does that work?

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[skybluejeep]

Maybe I have an exhibitionist kink. You ever think of that?

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[garou]

would have pegged you as a screamer

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[skybluejeep]

I wouldn't know. Since I've never actually had sex.

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[garou]

don't yell at me i had nothing to do with that

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah, yeah. Me and my thing for unobtainable people.

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[garou]

what

[ You're talking about Lydia right please be talking about Lydia ]

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[skybluejeep]

What, what? What do yo mean, what? Look at my life, look at my choices. I mean, hell, I'm currently dating a literal Disney princess who makes me muffins...and then threatens to take them away if I say a bad word.

The odds of getting to second base? Nil.

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[garou]

and that's all you care about

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[skybluejeep]

Oh my GOD no. If that was all I cared about, I wouldn't be dating her. I really do like her, okay?

I'm just saying, I'm realistic about my chances.

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[garou]

you should be nicer to yourself

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[skybluejeep]

I'm plenty nice to myself. Okay? Jeez. I just also know I have a thing for the unobtainable! Even Scott told me that. And when Scott notices something, it's smack-you-on-the-head obvious.

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[garou]

he's more perceptive than you give him credit for

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[skybluejeep]

...I know. I'm joking.

[Of course, now he's missing Scott again, and he did that one to himself.]

Hey, look. I gotta go. Clark's expecting me at the studio soon to get set up. You gonna listen tonight?

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[garou]

no

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[skybluejeep]

[Ow. Ow. Why does that hurt?]

Fine. Whatever. TTYL