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I'm only telling you this because I know you'll want to high five me for it but I did what you said. Played with my boobs and stuff in the shower. Gave myself a really awesome orgasm. Girl orgasms are awesome.

I also sent a similar message to this accidentally to Isaac and now I'm totally embarrassed.

Also Erica kissed Isaac and he told me he thought of me???

Also I may have been thinking about Isaac in the shower???

Help???

Whoa. There is a lot going on here that I need to take a moment and wrap my head around. ... OKAY Let's start with the most innocuous thing; I'm not at all surprised that Erica kissed Isaac, and I'm equally unsurprised that Isaac was thinking of you during it. I am insanely jealous of your girl orgasms even if that's waaaaaay TMI dude. And speaking of WAAAAAAAY TMI Scott when are you just gonna admit to yourself that you're totally into Isaac, you want to run your fingers through his wooly hair, and make him have boy orgasms?

Wait, what does innocuous mean? Should I know that word? Will it be on the SATs?

I felt weird when Isaac told me Erica kissed him. Like, jealous? But it's okay because he wasn't into it.

We started talking about feelings and stuff when he first turned into Lincoln but it felt weird because we're not ourselves... so we're going to wait to talk about it when we are ourselves.

I don't know what to say to him.

Dude. I'm into a dude. I didn't think I was into dudes. I've never thought about dudes that way before but now I think about him all the time and I bet he's an awesome kisser, Erica's so lucky.

Innocuous. Adjective. Meaning innocent or unoffensive. And it probably will be on the SATs, which we're not sitting this year because we're stuck on the back of a giant turtle. Scott. Dude. Is being into dudes really that big of a deal? I mean, I've had my moments of being into dudes. If Danny would give me the time of day I'd totally tap dat ass because have you seen Danny? So yeah. Being into boys is not a problem. What does Coach always say? It's not about the equipment, but how well you swing a stick. So you've got a thing for Isaac. I've been telling you that since the Bacchanal. You know how you find out if Isaac's an awesome kisser? Kiss him.

Dude, I was actually looking forward to sitting the SATs. I've been studying so much. [ Not enough to know what innocuous means. ]

I've always thought Danny was good-looking but I've never thought about tapping his ass. And you're good-looking but I've never thought about tapping your ass either. [ Because Stiles is his brother. ] Maybe Isaac is the only dude for me...

I don't just think he's hot though. I really like him as a person, you know?

I can't just kiss him! He's Lincoln right now. I don't want to kiss Isaac as Lincoln. I want to kiss Isaac as Isaac.

Oh my god did I really just say that.

I really want to kiss Isaac.

What? Not even a little bit? Scott I'm hurt, I have it on good authority that I'm absolutely adorable. You can still get up on this, it's not too late... and i'm fucking with you for the record Yes. You do want to kiss Isaac. So when this all wears off, and you're a boy again, and Isaac is himself, do something about it. Take him out for dinner, take him out on a date, get him somewhere quiet and secluded and shadowed and then mack all over him. Although I am going to go on record here as asking why *I'M* the one who's constantly running interference for your love life? It's highly ironic you ask me, the perpetual virgin, on wtf you're supposed to do now.

So you're giving me your blessing?

It is pretty ironic. After all the advice you've given me, I'm pretty sure you'd make the perfect boyfriend to someone.

And you're a really good friend. Thanks for helping me figure this out.

...Know any good places on the turtle I could take Isaac to?

[He stares at the words "giving me your blessing" for a long moment. Because this is his best friend, his brother, looking to be with somebody that Stiles has some deep, fundamental problems with. Especially after their fight. But...]

Of course I "give you my blessing", what am I, Yenta? I'm not trying to cock-block you, dude. If he makes you happy, go for it. But just for the record, if he ever hurts you I swear to god I'll follow through on the werewolf coat threat. Uh. Date spots. Well, you could go to the pub where I work. The Brazen Turtle? I promise I won't, like, totally go James Bond on you and spy on your date, you can go on my night off.

[And...so not touching the "Good Boyfriend" bit either. Because there's an entire freaking mountain range of evidence to the contrary.]

Edited 2013-10-08 14:56 (UTC)

Who's Yenta?

I'm 100% sure if he hurts me you'll hurt him in the gruesomest way imaginable.

I like that pub. We hung out on the roof, me and Isaac... It was nice. Almost romantic. You promise you wouldn't spy on us? Because that would make me really uncomfortable and we'd know if you were watching, no matter how much of a ninja might be about it.

Movie with Barbra Streisand. Never mind. I swear, Scott, I won't spy on you. I didn't spy on you and Allison, and I won't spy on you and Isaac. I don't get my kicks that way, dude. And besides, I know you'd smell me there and hear me, I'm not stupid. Like I said. If he makes you happy, go for it. That's all that matters to me.

Dude, you kinda spied on me and Allison's first kiss so you must be a little into that...

I feel like... maybe I wasn't that good of a friend of to you when I was dating Allison. Because I was so obsessed with her. I mean she used to be my username and password. Sometimes she was all that occupied my brain and there wasn't room for anyone else.

But if Isaac and I become a thing, it's gonna be different. I'm gonna be a good friend to you and a good boyfriend to Isaac if he says yes.

Oh god, you weren't a bad friend. You've never been a bad friend. You're my best friend in the whole world and I love you, man. Even when you had Allison on the brain 24/7. She was your first girl. She was your first love. If Lydia ever decided she wanted me, I'd probably be a million times worse than you ever were. And PS I didn't know you and Allison were gonna kiss! I wasn't spying. All right, maybe I was spying a little. But after that I backed off, right? Like I said. Get him somewhere nice and quiet, and make him have boy orgasms. He'll love every second.

Head off Derek at the pass with Erica. Explain things.

Oh fuck me running I got so used to her being here again. It's handled.

Thanks

[About thirty minutes later.]

I think Derek's gonna tell Erica she dies. He got real quiet real fast after I said he shouldn't.

Dude, are you okay? I was gonna come see you at Allison's but I didn't know whether you wanted to see me right now...

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about your dad. I was afraid you'd react the way you did.

I swore to myself I'd get your dad back safe.

[There's a long, long pause in between the initial text and the reply. And the reply is super brusque and short and honestly he's pissed but trying not to show it.]

I'm fine, thanks.

You're mad at me, I can tell.

Gee, what clued you in, Sherlock?

Would you have told me about my mom being kidnapped?

Which she was.

[A long time in between replies again, because he's thinking it all through, and realizing what a hypocrite he's being, because Erica.]

I know she was. And Allison's dad too. Just...I think I'm more upset that you're keeping secrets from *me.*

Because I didn't want to upset you.

I still remember your face after she took your dad and escaped out of the window.

I couldn't see you make that face again.

oh my god dude i just it's my dad and allison says he's ok but when we get back home i still have to live it and i won't remember and i can't stop it

I know

I should have stopped her in the classroom but she knocked me out

but I'm gonna stop her

even if I have to kill her

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