IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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[skybluejeep]

What? Not even a little bit? Scott I'm hurt, I have it on good authority that I'm absolutely adorable. You can still get up on this, it's not too late...

and i'm fucking with you for the record

Yes. You do want to kiss Isaac. So when this all wears off, and you're a boy again, and Isaac is himself, do something about it. Take him out for dinner, take him out on a date, get him somewhere quiet and secluded and shadowed and then mack all over him.

Although I am going to go on record here as asking why *I'M* the one who's constantly running interference for your love life? It's highly ironic you ask me, the perpetual virgin, on wtf you're supposed to do now.

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[mccallmemaybe]

So you're giving me your blessing?

It is pretty ironic. After all the advice you've given me, I'm pretty sure you'd make the perfect boyfriend to someone.

And you're a really good friend. Thanks for helping me figure this out.

...Know any good places on the turtle I could take Isaac to?

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[skybluejeep]

[He stares at the words "giving me your blessing" for a long moment. Because this is his best friend, his brother, looking to be with somebody that Stiles has some deep, fundamental problems with. Especially after their fight. But...]

Of course I "give you my blessing", what am I, Yenta? I'm not trying to cock-block you, dude. If he makes you happy, go for it.

But just for the record, if he ever hurts you I swear to god I'll follow through on the werewolf coat threat.

Uh. Date spots. Well, you could go to the pub where I work. The Brazen Turtle? I promise I won't, like, totally go James Bond on you and spy on your date, you can go on my night off.

[And...so not touching the "Good Boyfriend" bit either. Because there's an entire freaking mountain range of evidence to the contrary.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

Who's Yenta?

I'm 100% sure if he hurts me you'll hurt him in the gruesomest way imaginable.

I like that pub. We hung out on the roof, me and Isaac... It was nice. Almost romantic. You promise you wouldn't spy on us? Because that would make me really uncomfortable and we'd know if you were watching, no matter how much of a ninja might be about it.

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[skybluejeep]

Movie with Barbra Streisand. Never mind.

I swear, Scott, I won't spy on you. I didn't spy on you and Allison, and I won't spy on you and Isaac. I don't get my kicks that way, dude. And besides, I know you'd smell me there and hear me, I'm not stupid.

Like I said. If he makes you happy, go for it. That's all that matters to me.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Dude, you kinda spied on me and Allison's first kiss so you must be a little into that...

I feel like... maybe I wasn't that good of a friend of to you when I was dating Allison. Because I was so obsessed with her. I mean she used to be my username and password. Sometimes she was all that occupied my brain and there wasn't room for anyone else.

But if Isaac and I become a thing, it's gonna be different. I'm gonna be a good friend to you and a good boyfriend to Isaac if he says yes.

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[skybluejeep]

Oh god, you weren't a bad friend. You've never been a bad friend. You're my best friend in the whole world and I love you, man. Even when you had Allison on the brain 24/7. She was your first girl. She was your first love. If Lydia ever decided she wanted me, I'd probably be a million times worse than you ever were.

And PS I didn't know you and Allison were gonna kiss! I wasn't spying.

All right, maybe I was spying a little. But after that I backed off, right?

Like I said. Get him somewhere nice and quiet, and make him have boy orgasms. He'll love every second.