IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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[garou]

you were making some kind of weird loud breathy noises

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[skybluejeep]

[Now that...that is an opening he simply cannot resist.]

Weird, loud, breathy noises, huh? Well, it was probably all the erotic dreams I was having.

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[garou]

no i would have smelled that

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[skybluejeep]

LOL big guy, you best not be sniffin' mah boners.

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[garou]

stiles you reek of hormones all the time it's kind of hard not to

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[skybluejeep]

Yep. Because I'm a teenage boy. It's kind of what we're made for. Walking hormone factories.

It's really unfair that you get to cheat like that, just for the record.

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[garou]

trust me if i didn't have to smell it i wouldn't

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[skybluejeep]

Uh huh, sure.

Come on get a whiff of this. You know you want some.

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[garou]

sure don't

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[skybluejeep]

Lies. I'm adorable and charming and smell delicious.

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[garou]

you smell like a teenage boy and sometimes also a distillery

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[skybluejeep]

Okay, when I don't smell like an entire keg of Jack, I smell delicious.

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[garou]

no you don't you smell like a boy's locker room

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[skybluejeep]

Whoa whoa whoa. NOT true. If that were the case, Scott and Isaac would have told me. I shower every day with nice soap, come on.

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[garou]

being polite is also a werewolf instinct

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[skybluejeep]

Is it now?

Wouldn't know it by talking to you.

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[garou]

trust me i am being polite

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[skybluejeep]

This is you polite? Man, I'd hate to see you rude.

Admit it. I don't smell like a locker room.

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[garou]

except for the part where you do

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[skybluejeep]

You are such a jerkoff.

[Although now he's gonna go take a super long shower, with three shampoos and scrubbing extra carefully. And brushing his teeth eighteen times.]

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[garou]

that's also what you smell like

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[skybluejeep]

[Oh you fucker.]

And maybe you should consider smelling like that yourself. You keep all that bottled up inside, your balls are gonna explode or something.

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[garou]

i take care of myself

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah. Right. That's probably why you're always so grumpy. Have a couple of orgasms, you'll feel better.

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[garou]

ha ha very funny
i'm not the one who drank an entire bottle of whatever that was by himself last night