IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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Comments

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[skybluejeep]

Is it now?

Wouldn't know it by talking to you.

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[garou]

trust me i am being polite

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[skybluejeep]

This is you polite? Man, I'd hate to see you rude.

Admit it. I don't smell like a locker room.

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[garou]

except for the part where you do

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[skybluejeep]

You are such a jerkoff.

[Although now he's gonna go take a super long shower, with three shampoos and scrubbing extra carefully. And brushing his teeth eighteen times.]

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[garou]

that's also what you smell like

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[skybluejeep]

[Oh you fucker.]

And maybe you should consider smelling like that yourself. You keep all that bottled up inside, your balls are gonna explode or something.

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[garou]

i take care of myself

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah. Right. That's probably why you're always so grumpy. Have a couple of orgasms, you'll feel better.

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[garou]

ha ha very funny
i'm not the one who drank an entire bottle of whatever that was by himself last night

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[skybluejeep]

I'll have you know it was a very expensive bottle of Kedan liqueur. That cost me five Juulan, thank you. At least when I'm drunk, I'm an expensive drunk.

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[garou]

my point is i'm not the one who needs to feel better

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[skybluejeep]

[And that hits him like a freight train.]

...I'm fine, Derek. Honest.

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[garou]

are you?

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[skybluejeep]

I have my coping mechanisms. They're not great, but they're not totally awful, either.

Can we go back to talking about my boners now?

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[garou]

do you remember last night at all

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[skybluejeep]

Yes. Actually. I do. I remember all of it.

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[garou]

even the part where you stripped naked and ran around outside

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[skybluejeep]

Bullshit.

If you'd seen me naked, I wouldn't be a virgin anymore. And my V-Card is still very much intact.

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[garou]

you really think i'd take advantage of you while you were drunk

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[skybluejeep]

[Fuck. That backfired. Spin it back to a happier place...]

No.

I am saying that if you'd seen me naked, I'd remember every second, drunk or not.

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[garou]

[ ..It's weird how much he appreciates that Stiles is willing to try to spin it. ]

you'd remember me seeing you naked
how does that work?

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[skybluejeep]

Maybe I have an exhibitionist kink. You ever think of that?

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[garou]

would have pegged you as a screamer

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[skybluejeep]

I wouldn't know. Since I've never actually had sex.