skybluejeep | IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

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IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.

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trust me if i didn't have to smell it i wouldn't

Uh huh, sure. Come on get a whiff of this. You know you want some.

sure don't

Lies. I'm adorable and charming and smell delicious.

you smell like a teenage boy and sometimes also a distillery

Okay, when I don't smell like an entire keg of Jack, I smell delicious.

no you don't you smell like a boy's locker room

Whoa whoa whoa. NOT true. If that were the case, Scott and Isaac would have told me. I shower every day with nice soap, come on.

being polite is also a werewolf instinct

Is it now? Wouldn't know it by talking to you.

trust me i am being polite

This is you polite? Man, I'd hate to see you rude. Admit it. I don't smell like a locker room.

except for the part where you do

You are such a jerkoff.

[Although now he's gonna go take a super long shower, with three shampoos and scrubbing extra carefully. And brushing his teeth eighteen times.]

that's also what you smell like

[Oh you fucker.]

And maybe you should consider smelling like that yourself. You keep all that bottled up inside, your balls are gonna explode or something.

i take care of myself

Yeah. Right. That's probably why you're always so grumpy. Have a couple of orgasms, you'll feel better.

ha ha very funny i'm not the one who drank an entire bottle of whatever that was by himself last night

I'll have you know it was a very expensive bottle of Kedan liqueur. That cost me five Juulan, thank you. At least when I'm drunk, I'm an expensive drunk.

my point is i'm not the one who needs to feel better

[And that hits him like a freight train.]

...I'm fine, Derek. Honest.

are you?

I have my coping mechanisms. They're not great, but they're not totally awful, either. Can we go back to talking about my boners now?

do you remember last night at all

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