IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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[skybluejeep]

Derek. I'm fine. Really.

Look, do your wolfy mojo on me, see if you can take any pain from me. If it'll make you feel better.

[garou]

No, I don't need to do that. Just... be careful. Alright?

[skybluejeep]

Okay. I will.

...You sure you don't want to stick around? I'll go get us some dinner. We can read together or something.

[garou]

...you want to hang out. With me.

[skybluejeep]

Yes.

Would you like it in Spanish? Si, Señor.

[garou]

[ Flatly. ] Mis libros son todos en casa.

[skybluejeep]

[There's a long, long pause, and that scent of arousal? Oh, it spikes big time.]

That. Is. Amazing. Since when do you speak Spanish?!

[garou]

[ He willfully ignores because he's actually super proud, okay? He smirks. ] Desde que supe cómo.

[skybluejeep]

Okay. New project. I'm gonna call it Help Stiles Pass His Spanish Elective When We Get Back Home.

I mean, I already am passing, but now you're gonna be my ace in the hole.

[garou]

If you're passing, why do you need my help?

[skybluejeep]

Because I'll remember it so much better with your voice dropping vocabulary words on me.

Whisper sweet Spanish nothings in my ear, hermano.

[garou]

No. [ And he says it in Spanish, too, for what it's worth. ]

[skybluejeep]

Dios mio!

[He cracks up laughing again, and waves Derek back down onto the sofa.]

Come on. Hang out. Stay for dinner. Por favor?

[garou]

[ Derek sighs, because Stiles isn't going to let up, is he? ] Fine. What are we having?

[skybluejeep]

[VICTORY!]

Orange chicken and fried rice.

[garou]

[ Only through persistence. ] Eggrolls?

[skybluejeep]

As many as you want, big guy. Chicken? Sweet and sour sauce?

[garou]

Both. [ And he finally flops back onto the couch. ] You're paying.

[skybluejeep]

Done. It's amazing, but since we don't have to pay rent right now, and I'm getting my meds for free, I've got a bunch of disposable income. All I really pay for is food and clothes.

I also suspect Bryn is overpaying me, but I'm not complaining.

[garou]

She must really like you.

[skybluejeep]

Hell yeah she does. Bryn's pretty awesome. I like her too.

[Now that Derek's back on the couch, Stiles flops over on him, like a puppy pile.]

You know what would be perfect right now? Turning on a movie. I miss my DVD collection so much.

[garou]

[ He grunts, glaring down at Stiles on him. ] Is this the part where you'd make me watch Ren and Stimpy?

[skybluejeep]

[Glare away, Hale. He ain't moving.]

Yup! And I'd recite every line, and you'd kill me.

[garou]

You say that like I don't want to already.

[skybluejeep]

Because you don't.

[He gives Derek a smirk, and a raised eyebrow.]