IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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Comments

[garou]

You're right. You're fine. I'm going home.

[skybluejeep]

Noooooo~

[He jumps up into Derek's arms, wrapping his arms around his shoulders, and laughs.]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm, like, the most annoying Pokemon there is. I'm Mr. Mime or something.

[garou]

I don't even know what that is. [ But, to his credit, he doesn't instantly drop Stiles on the ground. ]

[skybluejeep]

When we get home, you're playing my copy of Pokemon Silver, dude.

[garou]

After we're done watching all those Disney movies, right?

[skybluejeep]

That's right. And then we're going to Disneyland. Magic Mountain. Knott's Berry Farm. Universal Studios. All the theme parks.

[garou]

Do we have to?

[skybluejeep]

Yup. I've never been to any of 'em except Disneyland, so we're going.

[garou]

[ He considers for a moment. ] Alright. If you want.

[skybluejeep]

[He looks surprised, and then fist-pumps.]

Yes! Excellent. I am going to feed you full of churros and frozen bananas.

[garou]

That sounds entirely unappetizing.

[skybluejeep]

Have you ever even had a churro?

[garou]

Should I have?

[skybluejeep]

Yes. Deep fried donut with cinnamon and sugar. Only long, in stick form, easy to nibble on.

Churros are manna from the gods themselves, Derek!

[garou]

Sounds healthy.

[skybluejeep]

You don't eat healthy things in theme parks, that's kind of the point. Anyway, everybody knows that calories consumed at theme parks don't count.

[garou]

[ He's so skeptical right now. ] I'm pretty sure all calories consumed count.

[skybluejeep]

Seriously. Derek. Are you capable of having fun? Do we need a fun transplant here? Should I call the Mayo Clinic to find you a donor?

[garou]

I have fun. [ Derek huffs. ] I have lots of fun.

[skybluejeep]

Re-reading A Brave New World for the ninth time doesn't count, Derek.

[garou]

I was reading 1984, thanks. [ And now he's scowling, but he still hasn't let Stiles go. ]

[skybluejeep]

Dystopian futures with lots of tragedy and eventual loss of self of the main protagonists.

Gee, Derek. I never would have suspected it.

[garou]

My apologies that it's not Twilight.

[skybluejeep]

If you read Twilight I'd have to stage an intervention. And get you to calm down after reading the portrayal of werewolves in that book.

Seriously. They're weird.

[garou]

Yeah, I know. Laura wanted to see the movie.