IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah. I know.

[He covers the ironic bitterness in his voice by popping another pot sticker in his mouth. And that just makes his heart ache even more, because now Scott's gone from the turtle, and that just makes everything even worse.]

[garou]

Maybe he's trying to protect you.

[skybluejeep]

Yeah. And I'm always about protecting him. And my dad. And this whole "can't tell anybody anything" is getting really fucking old.

[garou]

And have you running headlong into getting yourself killed?

[skybluejeep]

Hey, hey! Let's be real here, who's got the higher "been shot" count? I'm pretty sure it's you, buddy.

[garou]

And out of the two of us, which of us can heal from gunshot wounds?

[skybluejeep]

Not the point! I'm saying that you rush into danger just as much if not more than me.

[garou]

It's exactly the point, Stiles, stop being obtuse.

[skybluejeep]

Ugh, I love it when you use SAT words. We should make out now.

[garou]

Knock it off.

[skybluejeep]

Did you have your sense of humor surgically removed? Or do you practice?

[garou]

In the mirror, for at least two hours, every day.

[skybluejeep]

That explains so much about you, seriously. I'm gonna, like, give you the Happy Happy Joy Joy treatment. You'll be the Ren to my Stimpy.

[garou]

[ Derek just rolls his eyes. ]

[skybluejeep]

Hey, friends! It's your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! This is a song about a whale...

[garou]

I'm leaving. [ And he gets up -- but he's not angry. Annoyed, maybe. Pretending to be annoyed, more than likely. ]

[skybluejeep]

That's pretty funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee...

[Oh, he's smirking big time.]

Aw, c'mon, you never watched Ren and Stimpy? It's a classic!

[garou]

Pretty sure I had better things to do with my time.

[skybluejeep]

Pfft. Your childhood was a mess. I mean, I was more of a Fairly Odd Parents kid, but life without Ren and Stimpy is a sad life indeed.

When we get back home, we're watching my DVDs.

[garou]

[ Derek huffs out a small, unsurprised, laugh. ] Of course you have DVDs. Anything else you want to subject me to?

[skybluejeep]

Hell yeah I did. My DVD collection back home is amazing and you should be in awe of it.

What's your favorite show? Tell me, and we'll make it happen.

[garou]

[ Derek hesitates because on the one hand, he really doesn't want to take the bait, here, and on the other hand, he needs to try, right? Try to be better about being open? So he sighs. ] I always thought Rugrats was pretty good. And Rocko's Modern Life.

[skybluejeep]

[And he spreads his hands. Victory!]

Excellent. Rocko was amazing. And freakin' weird. Did you see the episode where Rocko took a job as a phone sex operator? That was a kid's show!

[garou]

The camping episode. [ He smirks a little, glancing down at nothing as he thinks about it. Mom had been so mad at Laura for watching it with him and Cora in the room, and he never understood why until he was older. ]

[skybluejeep]

Oh my god you actually watched it.

[Stiles feels one million times better now, even with a gomer on his lip.]