IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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Comments

[skybluejeep]

...Well then. It's doubly good I made that choice, then.

I guess I'll always have to be there to hold your head above water.

[garou]

[ Did he just? ] I'd really rather make sure I never have to be in a drowning type situation.

[skybluejeep]

Well, yeah, I'd prefer that too, obviously.

Dork.

[garou]

...Are you five?

[skybluejeep]

Yup. Absolutely. World's tallest five year old. With the best vocabulary.

[garou]

Somehow I'm not shocked.

[skybluejeep]

You talk too much, Derek.

[He's obviously joking, giving him another playful whack before settling back down into their faux-cuddle.]

[garou]

You talk enough for the both of us.

[skybluejeep]

That I certainly do. At least somebody around here knows how to use their words.

[garou]

Yeah? Who's that?

[skybluejeep]

Lydia.

[Smirk!]

[garou]

Wouldn't know. She doesn't talk to me.

[skybluejeep]

Heh. Join the club, she didn't speak to me for eight years.

[garou]

I'm actually fine if she doesn't, so I'll pass.

[skybluejeep]

Aww, be nice to my strawberry-blonde goddess. She was under Peter's control last year, remember?

[garou]

She isn't under it now, and I still find her difficult. Imagine that.

[skybluejeep]

I never said she wasn't difficult. She's Lydia. It's part of her charm.

[Yup. He will always always always have a thing for Lydia Martin, he really will.]

[garou]

Charm. Right. [ Derek knows this, and it's why he's trying to encourage Stiles to seek romance elsewhere. Lydia's better for Stiles, he thinks. Better than him, anyway. ]

[skybluejeep]

[He just rolls his eyes again.]

Seriously, you two have a lot in common. You both love to read. I'll bet you twenty julaan that you've both got a lot of the same books in your libraries. You're both killer smart. And you both want to strangle Peter with piano wire.

[garou]

You sound like you want me to date her.

[skybluejeep]

Dear god no. Never date Lydia Martin. I wouldn't know which way was up.

[garou]

I would never date Lydia Martin. So you don't have to worry about vertigo.

[skybluejeep]

[Although now he might very well have some fantasies about Derek and Lydia. Together. With him. Naked. Heh.]

Good. I don't need to get dizzy that way.

[garou]

[ Derek just looks at him funny, because he can smell that arousal, there, Stiles. ]

[skybluejeep]

[He clears his throat and ignores the look. Stop sniffing him when he's horny, you jerk.]