IC Contact Post For Tushanshu & Nematon

[skybluejeep]

 

Hi, you've reached the Stud Muffin. Can't answer the phone right now. Why are you even calling? Texting. Wave of the future.

BLEEP.
 

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Comments

[garou]

I'd vote top three.

[skybluejeep]

So you and me tied for first place, who're the other two?

[garou]

We're not tied.

[skybluejeep]

I held your heavy werewolf ass up in a pool for two hours. If I say we're tied, we're tied.

[garou]

Another terrible decision?

[skybluejeep]

...Best decision I've ever made.

[garou]

[ Derek isn't so sure. ] I'm sure you've made better.

[skybluejeep]

Saving your life? Nope, can't think of anything that tops that.

[garou]

Nothing at all.

[skybluejeep]

Not a damn thing. I will always look back on that night at the pool as the night I did the right thing.

Besides, you wouldn't have gotten hit if you hadn't been trying to get me out of the way.

[garou]

You didn't run like I told you to.

[skybluejeep]

I had less than two seconds to react, Derek. I'm human, remember? I can't run that fast.

[He rolls his eyes.]

[garou]

You're on the track team, Stiles.

[skybluejeep]

Would you stop arguing with me saving your life already? Or I'll push you into the next pool I see.

[garou]

Please don't. I can't swim.

[skybluejeep]

...Wait, really?

[He pulls back a bit, and cocks his head at him.]

You want me to teach you?

[garou]

[ He sighs. ] It won't help. Laura... Laura tried when I was eight and I just sank.

[skybluejeep]

...Well then. It's doubly good I made that choice, then.

I guess I'll always have to be there to hold your head above water.

[garou]

[ Did he just? ] I'd really rather make sure I never have to be in a drowning type situation.

[skybluejeep]

Well, yeah, I'd prefer that too, obviously.

Dork.

[garou]

...Are you five?

[skybluejeep]

Yup. Absolutely. World's tallest five year old. With the best vocabulary.

[garou]

Somehow I'm not shocked.

[skybluejeep]

You talk too much, Derek.

[He's obviously joking, giving him another playful whack before settling back down into their faux-cuddle.]

[garou]

You talk enough for the both of us.